A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC/WEC accounts, and the list of official fighters to keep up with these guys.
Anatomy Lesson
“Dear God, I hurt my hand punching someone in the face today... can u please make faces softer. Thx Joker” -Michael Guymon
The Softer Side
“I know I sound like an old man but the scenery is lovely on the train to Glasgow, makes me proud to be British” -Michael Bisping Work Ethic
“Back to business. Starting training again today.” -Vladimir Matyushenko
No (Fireball) Kidding!
"Thank you for all my fans!! I'm back!!!!" -Takanori Gomi 
DaTough Mofo
“Orbital is broke, but in my best tony montana voice..... I'll be back mannnnnn. Thank you guys so much.” -DaMarques Johnson
San Diego Staying Classy
"Congrats to Gomi,
sorry to my fans, just a little disappointed to say the least, but
guess there's a first time for everything." -Tyson Griffin
Filthy Props
“@jonnybones congrats on the
big win! Its crazy so far to watch you since Untamed 20 to headlining
UFC shows 2 years later. You're the man!" -Tom Lawlor
Bones owns!
“WoW!!!! Bones Jones strikes again!!” -Clay Guida
HB Bad Boy Goes Good
“Have to be out the
door at 545am tomorrow for pr work for my blood drive in AZ.. Got to do
the work for a good cause. Let's go!“ -Tito Ortiz
The Gospel of Batman
"I'm getting tired of
being broken. It's not how hard u fall it's about how fast u get back
up!!!!!! I keep telling myself that everyday." -Kurt Pellegrino
The Price of Fame
“So my tire blows out. A guy recognizes me and stops, takes a picture of me and the tire, then bounces. True story." -Amir Sadollah
Meme Alert
“Just recorded a double rainbow in wyoming a full double all the way. And filmed it.” -Phil Baroni
Fair Warning
“Miguel Torres fact: I'm so
sweet I will give you diabetes. When I want sugar in my coffee I just
put my finger in it.” -Miguel Angel Torres
