Tweets of the Week - 8/6

A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC/WEC accounts, and the list of official fighters to keep up with these guys.

Anatomy Lesson
“Dear God, I hurt my hand punching someone in the face today... can u please make faces softer. Thx Joker” -Michael Guymon

The Softer Side
“I know I sound like an old man but the scenery is lovely on the train to Glasgow, makes me proud to be British” -Michael Bisping

Work Ethic
“Back to business. Starting training again today.” -Vladimir Matyushenko

No (Fireball) Kidding!
"Thank you for all my fans!! I'm back!!!!" -Takanori Gomi

damarques twitpic after ufc on vs2DaTough Mofo
“Orbital is broke, but in my best tony montana voice..... I'll be back mannnnnn. Thank you guys so much.” -DaMarques Johnson

San Diego Staying Classy
"Congrats to Gomi, sorry to my fans, just a little disappointed to say the least, but guess there's a first time for everything." -Tyson Griffin

Filthy Props
“@jonnybones congrats on the big win! Its crazy so far to watch you since Untamed 20 to headlining UFC shows 2 years later. You're the man!" -Tom Lawlor

Bones owns!
“WoW!!!! Bones Jones strikes again!!” -Clay Guida

HB Bad Boy Goes Good
“Have to be out the door at 545am tomorrow for pr work for my blood drive in AZ.. Got to do the work for a good cause. Let's go!“ -Tito Ortiz

The Gospel of Batman
"I'm getting tired of being broken. It's not how hard u fall it's about how fast u get back up!!!!!! I keep telling myself that everyday." -Kurt Pellegrino

The Price of Fame
“So my tire blows out. A guy recognizes me and stops, takes a picture of me and the tire, then bounces. True story." -Amir Sadollah

Meme Alert
“Just recorded a double rainbow in wyoming a full double all the way. And filmed it.” -Phil Baroni

Fair Warning
“Miguel Torres fact: I'm so sweet I will give you diabetes. When I want sugar in my coffee I just put my finger in it.” -Miguel Angel Torres

Midia

Recente
Brasileiro responde as mensagens do jogador da seleção brasileira Thiago Silva. O irlandês continuou com as provocações e até 'pegou emprestado' o cinturão do campeão. Acompanhe a turnê - http://www.ufc.com.br/turneufc189
27/03/2015
Irlandês diz que respeita o fato de o brasileiro deixar sua família no Brasil, mas não perde a chance de continuar com as provocações. Aldo compra presentes para a filha e lembra da infância pobre. Acompanhe a turnê - http://www.ufc.com.br/turneufc189
27/03/2015
Amanda Salvato fala das boas atuações dos atletas do Brasil no último UFC no Rio de Janeiro e comenta o tour mundial com José Aldo e Conor McGregor. Assine o Combate - http://on.ufc.com/assinecombate
27/03/2015
O clima esquentou! Logo após a coletiva em Boston, José Aldo e Conor McGregor fizeram mais uma encarada dura e o presidente do UFC, Dana White, precisou separar os dois. Confira! Acompanhe a turnê - http://www.ufc.com.br/turneufc189
26/03/2015